Edison had the light bulb. Graham Bell had the telephone. My son invents words. And let's face it, someone has to...it may as well be a two-year-old in a Mickey Mouse t-shirt.

Miles asked me what a cow says the other day. I of course told him 'moo' (with great conviction). He asked again and I obliged. Miles then ran to his mother and told her that "Daddy is a good cow-er."

If there's one thing I want to be successful as, it's sounding like a Hereford.