I'm mere hours away from the Tillamook Macaroni & Cheese Recipe Grand Finale Cook-Off.

My perceived future

3:30 - Head to Kell's Irish Pub in Portland

4:10 - Stop at Kohls, purchase sweat-pants

4:18 - Awkwardly change into sweat-pants in Corolla

5:00 - Get in line at Kell's

5:30 - Continue standing in line...rub Rachel's shoulders/neck until they get just a little red

6:00 - Bring on the finalists!



10:26 - Ugh. Done with Mac & Cheese for the foreseeable future.  Seriously, I've gone completely Roberto Duran.