I'm mere hours away from the Tillamook Macaroni & Cheese Recipe Grand Finale Cook-Off.
My perceived future
3:30 - Head to Kell's Irish Pub in Portland
4:10 - Stop at Kohls, purchase sweat-pants
4:18 - Awkwardly change into sweat-pants in Corolla
5:00 - Get in line at Kell's
5:30 - Continue standing in line...rub Rachel's shoulders/neck until they get just a little red
6:00 - Bring on the finalists!
10:26 - Ugh. Done with Mac & Cheese for the foreseeable future. Seriously, I've gone completely Roberto Duran.