10.  Musician -- Piano probably similar to Ben Folds or Ben Harper

9.  Pro Golfer -- Not necessarily the best in the world, but good enough to make a comfortable living

8.  Notable Sports Columnist -- I'd guest host PTI on occasion

7.  White House Press Secretary -- Only for the right correct administration

6.  Executive Chef at a 4-Star restaurant either on a coast or downtown Seattle or San Francisco

5.  Staff and eventual head writer for Saturday Night Live

4.  Animator/Writer/Director (in that order) for Pixar

3.  Film Director

2.  Travel Photographer -- National Geographic sounds good, but Rolling Stone would be more fun

1.  James Bond