I don't normally read my horoscope. I'm an Aquarius and that's supposed to mean I'm creative and that's about all I know about that.
I've always thought of horoscopes as a way to get people to read ads in a newspaper or now to get people to click banner ads online.
But I got an email from someone today and she made reference to the fact that a certain behavior of hers was typical of Libras. So I got to thinking whether behavior of mine was typical of Aquarius'. I did a quick Google search for "Aquarius" and I came up with several crazy sites. I chose one and the horoscope was standard-fare flaky right up until the last line, which I loved:
You were warned of consequences, but none as wonderful as this.